I don’t read sports commentary very often but occasionally I glance at Bucky Gleason’s musings on the Sports page of the Buffalo News. One of today’s paragraphs read
It was good to hear Sabres owner Tom Golisano’s plans to shell out $5 million to candidates he supports for the state Legislature. Like he said, he can afford the donation and wants to help out. But wouldn’t the dough be better spent on something that actually affects Western New Yorkers, such as the Sabres’ blue line?
No Bucky, the dough wouldn’t be better spent on the Sabres’ blue line.
I can’t believe he was serious when he wrote that. It’s about as Cro-Magnon a comment as one could possibly come up with.